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These are lyrics and miscellaneous posters that Paul had around. Every poster here but one was created by Jack. The one just below/right was Dave's creation.
These are lyrics and miscellaneous posters that Paul had around. Every poster here but one was created by Jack. The one just below/right was Dave's creation.
Eighteen year old pilgrim virgins
Far away from home
It's all so strange
I ask you a question
You give me an answer
I ask you a question
You don't have to answer
When your clothes are on the floor
Lying don't become you anymore.
I've got a paper face a-hangin' in my room
I hung it there to watch my tomb
So I can skip confusing sleep
Yeah, rest has never come this cheap
I don't need a lesson
Don't need to find some dinosaur in formaldahyde
Psychadelia rolls off my back
I've got the drugs, it's the time I lack
Little Jesus
Little Buddha
Little Hendrix
Little Me
Just a little picture on my wall
So I can get to sleep
That paper face, it don't bleed or whine
It hurts my brain and melts my spine
I haven't slept a wink in weeks
My skin is running down my cheeks
It grins at me above my bed
And rolls its eyes around my head
The curtains twisting up and down..
I gave the dog the reach-around
Little Jesus
Little Buddha
Little Hendrix
Little Me
Just a little picture on my wall
So I can get to sleep
I tore that paper face off my wall
It never came when I called..
Now I can skip confusing sleep
I learned that rest is never cheap
I don't need a lesson, don't need to find
Some dinosaur in formaldahyde
Psychadelia rolls off my back
I've got the drugs, it's the time I lack.
I'm gonna cut off your head and keep it
I'm gonna make a home out of your skull
Put candles in your eyes
Makin' it homey in your skull
Put my records between your teeth
Make a bed out of your tongue
Put candles in your eyes
Makin' it homey in your skull
Homey in your skull
I'm just trying to make it homey in your skull
I'm gonna cut out your stomach and inflate it
I'm gonna make a balloon out of your innards
Fly home to your summerhome head
'Cause it's nice and homey in your skull
I'm gonna use up the candlepower
Fly to the radiator too
Fly home to your summerhome head
'Cause it's nice and homey in your skull
Homey in your skull
I'm just trying to make it homey in your skull
My hat is really long
Have you seen my hat?
My hat is multicolored
Have you seen my hat?
Oooooo, c'mon baby
Oh, I just got to have ya, have ya
Just feel so lonely, baby
Just want to love ya, baby
Just feel so lonely, baby
My hat is knit with yarn
Have you seen my hat?
My hat is multicolored
Have you seen my hat?
My hat is really long
Have you seen my hat?
My hat is multicolored
Have you seen my hat?
I've become so paranoid
I've lost the eyes of a little boy
Never going to be that way again
Oh no
Never going to go that way again
Oh no
Forget my name
Forgive the northbound train
Fade back down to basic gray
Hang on the wire of another day
I've got a fish, his name is Ed.
He's got a tattoo of a woman on his head.
Her name is Sally, she works in the store
But Ed's not seein' much of her anymore!
I hear him calling her name in his sleep.
I hear him cry, and I hear him weep.
He really misses her, ya know it's true:
He knows so much more 'bout love than me and you!
His name is Ed,
His name is Ed,
His name is Ed, and he's not dead.
He's got a car, it's the Edmobile.
He takes it out and makes the tires squeal.
He drives up and down Division Street.
The fish-chicks, they think it's neat!
He was out cruisin', just the other day,
Some little old lady, she got in his way.
He mowed her down and he left her for dead.
He doesn't have a bit of guilt in his head.
I see him swim in the sunlight
In his bowl, he's doin' all right
A little sad, but I know why--
He thinks life has passed him by.
Sittin' in the water's OK,
But more boring every day.
It's a simple life but it's his--
This bitter fish he is.
That old witch in the woods,
Ya know she'll give you the goods.
She'll take your soul and more
To settle up the score.
She'll turn around your greed, and give ya what ya
Think ya think ya need.
She'll put her thoughts in your head
You know you'll wish you were dead, after meeting
Baba Yaga
Stay away from Baba Yaga
She's got an iron smile.
You'll think it's cool for a while.
But when she tells you that she wants to meet you,
Don't forget she really wants to eat you.
You'll fly around in her mortar and pestle
And with her mind you will wrestle
If you lose there's nothing to do,
'Cause Baba Yaga wants to run through you!
I'll tell you somethin' that you might have heard:
Her hut walks around like a bird!
You won't believe your eyes
When you see the size of those chicken thighs!
You'll wanna take a closer look!
But if you do it's you she'll cook!
So stay away from that walking hut
And Baba Yaga's big fat butt!
Well I was walkin' down the aisle at More-4
And I saw you sittin' there.
You looked so brown, and big, and round
I just couldn't help but stare.
So I walked on over and I picked you up,
You came home with me
I know this thing is more than a fling
Oh baby can't you see..
Just be my sex potato
And I'll be your StoveTop man
Just be my sex potato
Baby you just don't understand
Girl, I think I love you
And this I know is true
So just be my sex potato
Cause you know that I want to eat you
Now me and my sex potato
We're havin' lots of fun
We sit on the couch and we get baked
And we play with our little spuds
Oh, you ain't no Marriott hash brown
You ain't no Saga home fry
You're just my little tater tot
And the pomme de terre of my eye
Instrumental
Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
Mary had a little lamb
It was sick but it was still a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
She caught its disease
All the children played with it
They got really sick
Do you hear them?
Them talk about us
Them telling lies
'Taint no surprise
Well you look at them
They go toolin'
They got me feelin'
Nothin' ain't bein' real, man
Doesn't matter what they be sayin'
It's a jealous game that people, they's playin'
Listen to me now, man
Our lips be sealed
Yonder onward, way beyonder Navy housing
The U.S.S. Townshend's haunting me
Do it to it, do it to the nth degree
My history is me
So come on bail and wail along with me
Check out the light years here inbetween
Hey, I'm reaching out
Hear me spielin' about what the 80's mean to me
Listening, whistling
Missing that other dude
Thinking him refused the right to choose
Clock was running so I kept running, did the job
Others counting on my clues..
So come on bail and wail along with me
Check out the light years here inbetween
Hey, I'm reaching out
Hear me spielin' about what the 80's mean to me
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then, when I see her face,
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stare too long,
I'll probably break down and cry
So come on bail and wail along with me
Check out the light years here inbetween
Hey, I'm reaching out
Hear me spielin' about what the 80's mean to me
The difference, yeah
The difference kept this riddle rocking
You at the door knocking for me
Couldn't refuse it
Foisted 'im right up
Proving to me
The answer, si, is oui.
Now I'm stronger for it...
("I'm Drunk")
I'm drunk..
Slashed, wasted, three sheets to the wind
I'm under the table
I'm so far gone I couldn't look a beer in the face
I'm drunk..
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