Date: Fri, 20 Oct 1995 10:52:37 -0500
To: jnutting@is.com, hagstrom@MIT.EDU
From: dmeier@carleton.edu (Dave Meier)


Oh doggy doggy,
Where hath thou been?

A-lookin' for bones
In the Freak's garbage bin!

Oh doggy doggy,
What hath thou found?

A discarded booby,
All shiney and round!

Oh doggy doggy,
Was it too old?

Yes, I ate it and puked
From the taste of raw mold.
But the nipple it held
It was pierc'd 8 times through,
A sick smile on its face
From weeks inhaling glue!

Oh doggy doggy,
I am shocked and dismayed!
Thou wilt burn long in hell
For these games that ye played!

Oh no sir!  Not me!
The red carpet's unfurled,
My dog died on the cross
For the sins of the world!

Oh doggy doggy,
Me thinks ye are wrong,
But cleansing I needs,
So sing me a song!


Glory Glory, the Scapedog died,
Oh yeah, he rules.
Oh yeah, and he makes me so happy, happy, happy

Dog, Please make this sinner
Happy, happy, happy

Oh, lord baby,
Happy, happy, happy

KILL-KILL-KILL!!!

KILL-KILL-KILL!!!



Oh doggy doggy,
What hast thou done?
Thou hast pierce'd my heart
With a cinnamon bun!
Me life flash'd before me
Me breaths come quite thin
Me thinks thine vile drool
Is the substance of sin!

Happy, happy, happy,
Happy, happy, happy,
Happy, Happy, HAPPY,
KILL-KILL-KILL!!!

Oh doggy doggy,
Thy jaws are quite strong
Thou hast gobbled my foot
'fore you're done with your song!

Growwllll, Gnashhhh, Ruff, Ruff!

Oh doggy doggy,
I think I might cry!
Thou hast gobbled my weiner
In the blink of an eye!
But the Sin now it leaves me,
And peace with it brings,
I can have no temptation
When I can't feel a thing!

Happy, happy, Happy, (Ruff!)
Happy, happy, Happy, (Growwwl!)
Happy, happy, Happy, (Ruff! Ruff!)
KILL-KILL-KILL!!!

Oh doggy doggy,
I am saved from my self!
Your "witness" hast made me
A right jolly old elf!
I must say goodbye,
As you eat off my face
I'll be with Dog soon, to
Put my package in its place!

Cuz I'm so. . .

Happy, happy, Happy
Happy, happy, Happy
Happy, happy, Happy
KILL-KILL-KILL!!!


Owwwooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!